Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Furry animals mostly have little bald spots so what evolutionary advantage do we get from filth-trapping hairs?

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

I think it is to keep the area as clean as possible, lol, if that is even possible. Always wondered that myself.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Im not sure but I know this IT ******* SUCKS!

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

lmao

I hope someone has the answer... a cure?

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

I THINK lot of people don't even know it's there, so thats why

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

it is so there will be cling-ons around uranus

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Have you ever heard of dinglebarries??? Well if you have seen them...then you know.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

I never thought of that specific spot, good question. One difference is that we are prob the only animal that has that area well-hidden, i wonder if that has something to do with it.

It's quite possible that it's a sexual selection thing. People with their brown-eye all exposed just weren't getting the dates that the others were.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

You make it sound like we do it on purpose! Most animals still have more hair there than humans. I somehow don't think buttock hair has anything to do with evolutionary advantage. We have the sense to keep the area clean, anyway...or should.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

humans evolved through monkeys right? Well their hairy, in time humans evolve very slowly so the process of removing those hairs may take a couple more millium. If thats to slow for ya i just recommend a quick shave down below.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

idk its not like i look at my buttocks lol and think about it.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

LOL I Don't know, I Think Evolution missed it - Maybe its to keep things outa there, like a forested fortress of solitude...but it sucks - Medical science should make it a priority to cure.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

hahahahahahahahaha ive always been embarrassed about my hairy ****!!!

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

because they can

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

LMAO Yooper pooper - please pick theres as best answer thats so funny!!! xxx

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Probably the same reason that we have underarm hair. For sweat purposes?

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

I suppose you would rather be a baboon, who grows hair everywhere except between the buttocks. At least we don't go around proudly displaying that area off like a baboon, but maybe if we had big red butts, we would.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Probably for the same reason kids have hair between their ears...it seems to catch the run-off. I can tell you don't have that problem...you must be smooth as a baby.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

why do adults grow hair anywhere the way we do? and why are women expected to be smoothe while men can be either hirsute or smoothe?...

my answers to your question and my own are.... i havent a clue lol...just a hormone/ hereditary thing i suppose. i dont think its evolutionary in the sense that it is an advantage, maybe just a remnant/vestige of when we were the species that was related to apes?

hair can grow as a reaction to stress i believe, so maybe the answer lies therein?...

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Haha, 2 funny.

Two popular theories on why you get hair "down there":

1. Signify to others that you are mature and ready to reproduce

2. Catch pheremones to attract potential mates.

We've totally sped passed evolution in this respect ;)

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

In tribal societies, only the best breeders were allowed to impregnate the women. Alternate means were provided for those that were not destined to pass on their seed. The hair provided a natural lubricant that was later extracted as the original vaseline.

The term comes from an ancient Hindu dialect. Some call it sutraline, but they are just trying to be funny.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

You are all on the wrong path. I've done some experimenting and have come to the conclusion that butt hairs are a sort of MUFFLER. The more hair you have the quiter your flatulence will be. Don't believe me? Try it for youself. Find a real hairy one, and listen or record the gasses exiting after a good chili feed. Then shave that same a**hole clean and listen again.... quite quiet isn't it.

It's a muffler I tell ya.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Cause we just do!

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Because they are animals!!!!

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

It's for the vermin, so they have the ability to crawl out of the crack of Dawn and survive the deadly methane bomb exploding and burning their tearing eyes.

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

To catch sweat or possibly to prevent millipides simply entering the tunnel

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

Its difficult to shave it off and who cares, Men are the only ones who usually have it!..Ladies don't mind it at all as they willnot do much with a man's bum

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

can get quite hairy, y dnt u try veet on it??

Why do adults grow hair between their buttocks?

To give lice something to swing on.